Ryan Says

Last night I had to trim Ryan's toenails, but as I examined his nails I noticed that only the little toe and the toe next to it on each foot needed trimmed.

"That's weird," I said, "I wonder why only these nails need trimmed."

"Oh! That's 'cause I can't reach to bite those toenails," Ryan explained. "I like to bite my nails to keep them nice and smooth so you don't have to trim them."