Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.
I was not flattered when a volunteer (and former coworker) took one look at my pink sweater, pink socks, pink iPad case, pink mug and pink earbuds and told me I was "such a girl."
There is no way I am actually the parent that looks forward to parent teacher conference night because it's generally just spent listening to teachers say that my kids are good. That would be obnoxious.
I did not show up for my desk hours at work a full hour early. Who does that on purpose?
I was not so obnoxious, wound up and stressed out during a televised football game that my football loving hubby asked me to knock it off. Didn't happen.
I did not get so sucked into the setting of a book I was reading that I am mentally planning a trip to Maine.
I know I didn't walk around for most of the day wondering why I smelled apples, only to discover that my apple scented hand sanitizer was open (and leaking) in my purse.