You know that saying "going to 'heck' in a handbasket?" Well, that's where I feel like I'm headed today.
My plan for today was to take Wesley to preschool, then Ryan and I would go to the grocery store and Target while Wesley was in school. I'd pick Wesley up and we'd go to Panera, then home where I would make Nutella scones. Sounds like a great plan, right? Well, there were a couple of small issues.
Wesley woke up with what looks an awful lot like pink eye - pink, itchy, gunk filled eye - so no preschool. I called the school and called the doctor's office so they could phone in a prescription and decided to go ahead and make my scones. Except for the whole pink eye thing, the first part of the day was OK. But then I decided to take the boys to the store, Panera for lunch (Wesley has been begging for their macaroni and cheese) and to Target to pick up the prescription. I called Target before we left, but the prescription had not been phoned in yet. No problem, we would go to the store and have lunch and try again. Great theory, but lousy in practice.
See, Wesley currently has "frequent daytime urination syndrome," which is not horribly uncommon in kids. He doesn't have a bladder infection or anything, but the poor kid has to go to the bathroom all the time. It can last a week or more and will go away on it's own - or so the doctor told us on Wednesday. I kind of conveniently forgot about this when we left to do errands. We got to the store and made it through half our list (with a long detour past the lobster tank) before Wesley had to go. Fine. We went to the bathroom, made another detour past the lobster tank, and finished our list.
We got buckled in the car and drove a couple blocks to Panera where we got in a long line at the counter. Halfway through the line Wesley announced that he had to go to the bathroom again. So we got out of line, went to the bathroom, got back in line, ordered and found a place to sit. At which point, Wesley had to go to the bathroom again. I could see the bathrooms from the table, so I let him go into the women's room by himself while I kept a close eye. When he came back I picked up our food, but Wesley's wasn't ready yet. That's OK, he had to go to the bathroom again. This time when he returned his food was ready. We had a semi-enjoyable lunch with Wesley only taking one more potty break. I called Target to see if the prescription was ready, but they hadn't received the phone call from the doctor yet. Sigh. I figured I'd just have to make another trip out when Duane got home and Wesley would have to wait all day for his eye drops.
Things deteriorated further as we left the restaurant and Ryan decided in the middle of the parking lot that he wasn't going to walk anymore. So I had to juggle the screaming toddler, the diaper bag, two open juice boxes, the car keys and hold Wesley's hand. We made it to the car, got buckled in and Wesley announced he had to go to the bathroom again. I told him he had to wait until we got home - a couple of miles tops.
We made it home with no accidents and Ryan calmed down. When we got in the house, I dumped all our our stuff and the groceries in the kitchen and checked the messages on the machine. Hey, it was the doctor's office saying the prescription had been phoned in. Perfect timing, right?
And then I realised something was missing - Wesley's bear. I asked Wesley where his bear was and a look of terror crossed his face, "I left him at Panera! We have to go get him!" There was no way I was loading whiny Ryan back in the car and try to find a parking place at the restaurant at the height of lunch hour while trying to fit in several bathroom breaks for Wesley. Instead I called the restaurant, told them where we had been sitting and asked if they could please look for the bear. After sitting on hold for a few minutes, the woman on the other end informed me that could not find the bear and she would call me if anyone turned it in.
Wesley's eyes teared up when I told him that they couldn't find his bear at the restaurant. I briefly (VERY briefly) considered going back to look for ourselves, but seeing Wesley go into the bathroom again ended that consideration. And then I remembered all the trips he made to the bathroom at the restaurant. I called back, and sure enough, Bear was hanging out in the ladies room. The staff agreed to hold him at the counter and Duane agreed to pick Bear up on his way home from work.
Unfortunately the joy of once again finding Bear was shortlived because at about that time, the boys started shoving each other and Wesley burst into tears because Ryan (who was still wearing his shoes) stomped on Wesley's barefooted toes. And then a juice box squirted all over the floor and then the boys started arguing over what to watch on tv.
Could someone please at least throw a pillow and a blanket in the handbasket for me? If I'm taking a little trip I might as well be comfortable.