Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Murphy's Law of Mommyhood

When you drop your child off in the morning and he is clean and happy, and you say "Mommy has to go to work" and lean in for a kiss, he will turn away from you so fast you will wonder if you were eating limburger and onion sandwiches in your sleep.

When you go visit your child at lunch and are getting ready to return to work (and a meeting), and your child's face is covered with peas, apples and blueberries and say "Mommy has to go to work," he will lean in and gladly give you the biggest sloppiest kiss you have had in ages!

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