Mom: Go put your laundry away.
Child: Do we have to do it right now?
Mom: Yes
Child: Do you just want us to go away from you for a couple of minutes?
Uh-oh! They're on to me!
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Child: Can I have salami and bacon for breakfast?
Mom: No, you can a piece of salami OR a piece of bacon
Child: Well, bacon is much more important, so I'll have that
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