Not Me Monday

I did not tell Wesley that "the only kid you're allowed to knock over is your brother," after he took out a kid in a bounce house. I would never say something like that.

There is no way I spent 3 hours going through EIGHT boxes of clothes Wesley has outgrown and organizing them for when Ryan will grow into them.

I did not have a nightmare about Wesley's birthday party two days before the party took place. And if I did, it certainly wasn't a nightmare about a tornado hitting in the middle of his party. That would be ridiculous.

I know I did not almost ask Duane what football player Chad Ochocinco's last name was. Especially since I called the man by his full name AND was looking at the back of the jersey at the time.