Just a Taste?

See this adorable little boy?

See how cute he looks while playing with his Uncle Kirk?

Do not let this child fool you! He is on the Toddler Most Wanted List. His crime? Stealing milkshakes.

How did such a good little boy turn to a life of crime? Well, it all started when his Uncle Kirk and Aunt Susan stopped by after a trip to Sonic. They entered the house, innocently drinking their milkshakes, when Aunt Susan made the near fatal mistake of offering Ryan a sip to see if he liked strawberry limeaid shakes.

Oh, he liked it alright. He liked it so much that he barely took a breath as he drained the cup of remaining HALF a milkshake that was left. But this terrible toddler's thirst was not even close to sated. He looked at the empty cup and began screaming until Uncle Kirk kindly (foolishly) offered some of his milkshake. Ryan ran over and began sucking on that straw until all you hear was the tell tale slurps of an empty cup.

If you see this child take precaution. Guard your milkshake with your life. If he gets too close, I recommend handing him the shake and saving yourself.