You Know You're in the Third Trimester When...

• You've become a frequent flier at the doctor (weekly visits)
• You complain enough about aches and kicks that your 2 year old son tells you that his tummy hurts because his (imaginary) black kitties are in his tummy and they are kicking him.
• You moan and groan every time you stand up or sit down.
• You wake up every 2 hours because you have to pee, and every 4 hours to take some TUMS.
• Your 2 year old tries to lay down on the couch with you and falls off because your tummy is too big.
• Your walk has turned into a waddle.
• You are starting to outgrow your maternity clothes (this is an AWFUL feeling)
• You have a sneaking suspicion that your work and your church have started pools about when you will really go into labor.

5 1/2 weeks and counting.