Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I do not have to regularly tell my youngest son to get this finger out of his nose, his toes out of his mouth and to leave his pants on.

I did not have to tell my oldest son to back off and quit following Santa around.

Nor did I have to tell Wesley that a story about how his grandpa used to spank his uncle was not appropriate for show and tell.

I did not tell Wesley to quit tattling on his brother and just hit Ryan back. And I know I didn't say it on a Sunday morning.